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I’m at the point where I get stressed out from hearing my roommates fight. Seriously if you’re that unhappy with each other break up. 

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mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

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taliabobalia:

my ascent into adulthood

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itpiercesskin:

diccups:

its versace

onion bling

itpiercesskin:

diccups:

its versace

onion bling

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  • Early Feminists: Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all.
  • Men: YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!
  • Mid-century Feminists: Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.
  • Men: YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!
  • Late 20th century Feminists: Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.
  • Men: YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!
  • Modern-day feminists: Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.
  • Men: THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
  • Feminists: Um...
  • Men: THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!

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    theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

    theacenightwatch:

    theactorsmind:

    raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

    charlottec21:

    I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

    They just know better.

    damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

    I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

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    I want to study in Montreal for my study abroad. The only thing stopping me is the fact that my family doesn’t consider Canada to be a foreign country. Apparently it would’t be a “real study abroad experience”.

    djtrimal:

    *watches Netflix

    *looks at clock

    image

    *watches Netflix

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    floozys:

    parental figure: “sit like a lady”

    me:

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    tutti-fuckin-fruity:

    Two old ladies having a chat

    I’M PISSING MYSELF

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    bethboxin:

    Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:

    Ron is 12 years old.

    Ron stole a car.

    Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.

    I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.

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    lilinas:

Nothing is truer than this.

    lilinas:

    Nothing is truer than this.

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